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Post by rosa on Dec 9, 2008 8:44:11 GMT -7
A Koala is passing the time, sitting in a gum tree, somking a joint. A lizard walks by, looks up and says "Hi, what are you doing up there?"
Koala responds "I'm just sitting up here, enjoying a joint, watching the goings on. Want to come up and join me?" Lizard agrees and climbs up. Pretty soon the two have gone through three or four joints, when the lizard says
"Man, I am thirsty! I gotta go find some water." Koala says, "I'll be here when you get back. We got one more here to finish off."
Lizard climbs down in a bit of a fog, finds the nearest river and leans over for a drink. But he loses his balance and falls in. He struggles back up the bank and is trying to shake off both the fog in his head and the water off his back when a crocodile swims up. Crocodile asks, "Hey, I noticed you nearly drowned over here. Came over to help. What's the matter with you?"
Lizard replies, "Well, my buddy the koala and I were up in a tree, smoking a couple of joints and shooting the breeze when I got thirsty, so I came over to get a drink and I fell in."
Crocodile says, "Oh, what a shame. You say your buddy the koala is smoking a joint? Where's he?" Lizard points out the way, crocodile says "I'll meet you there" and off he goes.
Crocodile finds the koala soon enough, crawls up to the koala's tree and greets him, "Hey, you up there! What are you doing?"
Koala takes one look at him and says, "Holy s#@%! How much water did you drink?"
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Post by Tim Collins on Dec 9, 2008 8:54:51 GMT -7
The punch line nailed me, I was thinking along the lines of the crocodile satisfying his munchies with the Koala
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Post by rosa on Dec 9, 2008 9:00:47 GMT -7
yeah, I thought it was kind of funny too
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Post by theunturnedstone on Dec 11, 2008 21:17:25 GMT -7
I enjoyed this one.
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