The earth does not belong to man; man belongs to the earth. All things are connected like the blood that unites one family. Man did not weave the web of life; he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web he does to himself.
Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others. Anonymous
Wow, this was hilarious. The news report spoof is spot on. Soooooo, I looked at a couple others on this site and this one is also well done. Honestly though, I can't decide if it's funny or just offensive.