Post by Tim Collins on Dec 15, 2009 21:10:01 GMT -7
> CATHOLIC COFFEE > > Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. > > > > The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he > walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." > > The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks > into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." > > > > The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a > room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." > > > > The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks > into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." > > > > Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the > four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" > > She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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